I am sure that You Suck.

Yeah, this sex toy really bites. It runs on a couple of watch batteries that only last an hour or so and then cost $9.00 to replace. A total piece of crap. I like the late night commercial with the woman whose hair is all tussled "I love it!" she says. She sort of looks like she has just had multiple orgasms.

Actually, I have no idea what a woman who has had multiple orgasms looks like. I am actually a 48 year old virgin who collects sex toys and Barbie dolls. I wish a woman would go out with me.


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