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The Ultra Harness - Strap On Dildo

I bet that before the year 2000 this seemed like a cool name for a sex toy. Now though, it is way past the year 2000 and they must be kicking themselves.

Do they spend the money to change the packaging or just let it go?

This strap on has a removable dong that can be replaced with different sizes and shapes. It is sort of like a socket wrench.

I guess you could call it a Fucket wrench (focket, sucket). Oh hell...my puns suck.



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