Sorry Buddy.  This is not the jumpin Jimmy.

Jumpin Jimmy would be a good name for a vibrator. I've been in the business for a few years and haven't stumbled upon one called that, so I guess it doesn't exist.

If someone does invent one, you'll find out about it here first.

Why not hit the UP button and try again.


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