The Chin-O-Matic

I love those names from the 1950's. They called everything buy some crazy marketing name. You had the Autronic Eye, the Magic Baker Oven, the Easy Glide Chair, Soft Ride Suspensions, and Selectronic Televisions. Too bad this sex toy wasn't invented in the 1950's then it surely would have been called the Chin-O-Matic.

Try hitting the ultra effective UP-O-Matic button above to be whisked back to make another selection.


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